one day a little mushroom named micah and a square of acid paper named soo-yung went to the store. they were going to purchase gatorade in some phallic-shaped bottles, but on their way they found that the dam in their local town had broken, and a large river was separating them from the store.  soo-yung did not want to get wet, because she would be soggy.  micah did not want to get wet, because mushrooms can't swim.  micah and soo-yung turned back to go home, and brainstormed ideas. finally, soo-yung leaped up and shouted "beaver!"  micah was good friends with a beaver named radio, and he called up radio on the telephone.  radio said she'd be more than willing to block the dam with her beaver skills, and soo-yung and micah left once again for the store. when they arrived, radio was having difficulty with the dam, since the river was so powerful.  soo-yung called all of her animal friends to the scene, and together they dammed the river once again.  but by this time, soo-yung and micah were no longer thirsty.  they invited radio and company to their house to enjoy some sweet tunes and a smorgasbord of leftover meals.  the end.